http://etext.virginia.edu/stc/Coleridge/poems/Kubla_Khan.html
as he made his argument i started to agree with him.
then i mentioned that i thought the last two lines were talking about oral sex and he nearly spit out his drink and looked at me like i was crazy.
wtf?
dude, ya spent the last hour talking about the phallic fountain and the vajayjay cave, but you're gonna get coy when i mention cunnilingus?
strange society we've constructed for ourselves here...