Generation Y's Howard Beale (dk) wrote,
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english class is fun

today we analyzed 3 poems, and the instructor's opinion was that kubla khan by coleridge was all about sex.

http://etext.virginia.edu/stc/Coleridge/poems/Kubla_Khan.html

as he made his argument i started to agree with him.

then i mentioned that i thought the last two lines were talking about oral sex and he nearly spit out his drink and looked at me like i was crazy.

wtf?

dude, ya spent the last hour talking about the phallic fountain and the vajayjay cave, but you're gonna get coy when i mention cunnilingus?

strange society we've constructed for ourselves here...
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