Generation Y's Howard Beale (dk) wrote,
Generation Y's Howard Beale
dk

few things are more irritating than an ill-fitting pair of boxer shorts.

one of them is an ill-fitting pair of boxer shorts with lame iron-ons that get spot-welded w/ sweat to everything between your waistline and your upper thigh in nice neat little inch-and-a-half-diameter circles.

if you think this is funny, stay where you are. i know where you live and i'm coming to kill you.
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