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Posted on 2005.10.11 at 22:43
Mood: energetictalkative, apparently
so while i was out "camping" last week i developed a blister the size of a dime on the ball of my right foot. it still hasn't gone away and i don't have any moleskin, so i continue doing the 50 Cent Limp everywhere.

after that i did a couple days in santa clara county jail (that was part of "stuff getting resolved", and the reasons are not that interesting, i promise), BS'ing with a medley of people ranging from the unfortunate 20y/o kid from SF who got a kidnapping charge from trying to give some girl a ride home and missing her exit, to meth-addicted black-metal guitarists, to hip-hop promoters, with about as many hard, pipe-hittin' niggaz as you'd expect thrown in for good measure.

after that, lacking any reason to say "no", i accept an invite from one of the fellows in the last category to his house in WAY East Palo Alto (as in, go any farther east and you get wet) and proceed to:
- clean all the spyware from his computer
- defrag his hard disk
- set him up with soulseek so he could get music, bittorrent so he could get a copy of cakewalk, and a yahoo email account
- show him useful internet sites that i've been using so long i take them for granted (imdb, for example)
in exchange for a steady flow of blunt hits and a $20 bill. (and yes, being a white boy in that part of town will get you some strange looks.)

even given all of that, i am nowhere near as hardcore as this guy:



i'm reminded of that Far Side cartoon with the caption "how nature says Do Not Touch"...

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Generation Y's Howard Beale
dk at 2005-10-12 08:12 (UTC) (Link)
definitely- it was almost surreal hanging out with people from such a different vein of american culture but doing the same stuff- messing about with the computer, playing halo, shooting the s*** in general-

the kid whose house we were at fancies himself an aspiring rapper, so if we hang out again (who knows) i'm going to see if i can put some beats together for him in ableton live. sure would be funny if he got a contract and i broke into music stardom by meeting some kid in the release cell in the county jail... hah.
True Neutral Elf Ranger Cleric
ratkrycek at 2005-10-12 09:14 (UTC) (Link)
You need a pet mountain lion. Or a spirit guide mountain lion, anyway. :D
(Anonymous) at 2005-10-13 00:46 (UTC) (Link)
Jason dear god in heaven I cannot see what the hell Im typing.
Thank Allah himself that the power of the internet moves through my phalanges!!

awesome panther story, do me a favor though and the next time you hang out with Skeletors ride ask him how the soceress is doing cause man that bitch is hot.
(Anonymous) at 2005-10-13 00:47 (UTC) (Link)
ps this is migs and expect me to come out and visit the bay area sometime in mid 2006 boiiiieeeeeee
Generation Y's Howard Beale
dk at 2005-10-13 10:28 (UTC) (Link)
ps this is migs

i would NEVER have guessed.

yeah man, get your ass out here, i got a pantload of people you need to meet.
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