Generation Y's Howard Beale (dk) wrote,
Generation Y's Howard Beale
dk

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alcohol-fuel'd rant

you know what i'm tired of?

hearing "you're gay, aren't you?" from the females i meet.

FUCK OFF.

maybe it makes you a little uncertain/insecure that i'm not trying to get in your pants the way every other XY chromosome you know does, but there ARE other explanations.

maybe i have a girlfriend (as i'd _already told_ the person i most recently heard this phrase from).

maybe the impression that you're trying to get a ride on every penis in sight turns me away just a little bit.

maybe i simply just do not find you attractive.

this list is by no means exhaustive; there are MANY other potential explanations which i'm not going to take the time to list here.

all the same, just because i don't want _your_ cooter doesn't mean i don't want any other one.

*fume*
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