hearing "you're gay, aren't you?" from the females i meet.
FUCK OFF.
maybe it makes you a little uncertain/insecure that i'm not trying to get in your pants the way every other XY chromosome you know does, but there ARE other explanations.
maybe i have a girlfriend (as i'd _already told_ the person i most recently heard this phrase from).
maybe the impression that you're trying to get a ride on every penis in sight turns me away just a little bit.
maybe i simply just do not find you attractive.
this list is by no means exhaustive; there are MANY other potential explanations which i'm not going to take the time to list here.
all the same, just because i don't want _your_ cooter doesn't mean i don't want any other one.
*fume*