alcohol-fuel'd rant

Posted on 2005.07.18 at 23:41
Mood:

irritated
Music: synapscape - skizzy biz

you know what i'm tired of?

hearing "you're gay, aren't you?" from the females i meet.

FUCK OFF.

maybe it makes you a little uncertain/insecure that i'm not trying to get in your pants the way every other XY chromosome you know does, but there ARE other explanations.

maybe i have a girlfriend (as i'd _already told_ the person i most recently heard this phrase from).

maybe the impression that you're trying to get a ride on every penis in sight turns me away just a little bit.

maybe i simply just do not find you attractive.

this list is by no means exhaustive; there are MANY other potential explanations which i'm not going to take the time to list here.

all the same, just because i don't want _your_ cooter doesn't mean i don't want any other one.

*fume*

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lastandreine at 2005-07-19 06:58 (UTC) (Link)

BIG OL' FAT... w3rd! dude! w3rd!

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osby at 2005-07-19 07:04 (UTC) (Link)

See.. whenever i get asked that question or told that statement... I tell them the truth:

"No, I'm not gay! I'm just hyper!"

it's true though... LoL.. if this helps any =)

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miss_geek at 2005-07-19 07:06 (UTC) (Link)

well i'm sure it's no consolation... but when i met you, i didn't think you were gay at all... of course, i don't really think of people in "gay or straight" terms... so i suppose it doesn't matter at all what i say.

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dk at 2005-07-19 18:40 (UTC) (Link)

when i met you, i didn't think you were gay at all...

that's probably because when we met i thought "OMFG smoking hot!!1" :P

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phuknut at 2005-07-19 07:36 (UTC) (Link)

lol. i stand by my belief that the general population is just simply retarded.

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jenlight at 2005-07-19 09:58 (UTC) (Link)

Jesus!
Does that really happen? Do women you meet just accuse you of being gay because you don't fuck them?

What crazy places do you meet women in?

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dk at 2005-07-19 18:09 (UTC) (Link)

hahah- well i would say more because i don't show any interest.

we're probably both familiar with at least a few people whose self-esteem is based heavily on their sexuality; gender irrelevant.

i'd be as surprised as you sound if you'd never been called a "dyke" by some guy you gave the cold shoulder to-

but in this case, i was bbq'ing and drinking by the pool at a friend's apartment complex in chandler, az.

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jet at 2005-07-19 14:13 (UTC) (Link)

that is messed up, i agree. i hope you tell them exactly what you've written here.

i've had the same thing happen to me a number of times, so i feel you.

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dk at 2005-07-19 18:34 (UTC) (Link)

i believe it-

now that i think of it, i'd swear i've heard a female stand-up comic rant on this specific subject.

somehow it's still a shock to me, on the infrequent occasions it happens.

& thank you.

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instaromnium at 2005-08-10 18:07 (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, god knows there's nothing worse in this world than being called a fag.

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dk at 2005-08-10 19:19 (UTC) (Link)

the point is that it's insulting to have people assume that in order to save themselves from feeling undesirable. it's not about me :)

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instaromnium at 2005-08-10 20:53 (UTC) (Link)

No, I got it, but it's still not cool either way.

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dk at 2005-08-10 23:07 (UTC) (Link)

well, sorry if you're offended by... my being offended.

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instaromnium at 2005-08-11 00:41 (UTC) (Link)

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jet at 2005-08-11 13:55 (UTC) (Link)

There are certainly worse things that happen in the world. I don't think anyone felt it was anything more than what it is.

My point was that having assumptions made about your sexuality that are based upon whether or not you feel attracted to the person doing the assuming isn't right. In my experience, the assumption is usually coming from a derrogatory (and arrogant) place rather than a questioning one.

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betternewthings at 2005-07-19 17:27 (UTC) (Link)

and you don't even drive a vw anymore!

(sorry. it was low hanging fruit)

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dk at 2005-07-19 18:42 (UTC) (Link)

*posts your address on vwvortex florida subforum so you can continue this discussion with local enthusiasts*

:P

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7dayspast at 2005-07-19 17:29 (UTC) (Link)

Hold on a sec... your NOT gay?! So why did we go see Cats last Saturday and then go rollerblading?

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dk at 2005-07-19 18:50 (UTC) (Link)

i will cut you. :P

whatcha up to today?