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Posted on 2005.03.24 at 22:46
since foobiwan's mention earlier i've got monty python on the brain-

look, it's got a vicious streak a mile wide! it's a killer! look at the bones!

i know, i'm going to hell</a>


lastandreine at 2005-03-25 06:36 (UTC) (Link)
i think the dogs owner should be the one behind bars.

ppl are always so "oh don't worry she wont bite" bs.
not everyone likes dogs, being a victim of a dog bite i hate dogs with a passion. and so many dog owners are just oblivious on how fucked up and naive they are with them... not all but tends to be a good number of them.

i also would of shot the dog.
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dk at 2005-03-25 07:39 (UTC) (Link)
and in the woman's defense, she _did_ fire two warning shots...

what happened w/ your dog bite?

i had a rottweiler attack me when i was ~10yrs old. jaws neatly placed between your ribs and hips- not a good thing. that was when i learned i could outsprint even a dog over short distances when properly motivated.
lastandreine at 2005-03-25 08:28 (UTC) (Link)
i had my nose half way ripped off my face when i was 8yrs old on vacation in cleveland, on the last night on hrs before our flight home.


i wrote about it on it's aniversy like a few yrs ago.
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dk at 2005-03-25 20:04 (UTC) (Link)
damn, that's fucked up. i don't even know what else to say.
lastandreine at 2005-03-31 21:25 (UTC) (Link)
life goes on yo...
betternewthings at 2005-03-25 07:12 (UTC) (Link)
i like puppies.
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dk at 2005-03-25 07:43 (UTC) (Link)
i don't buy that chihuahuas are puppies. in my book, they're misclassified rodents, and i file them with footballs and babie^H^H^H^H^Hempty 40 bottles under "things puntable". :>
betternewthings at 2005-03-25 20:33 (UTC) (Link)
fair enough. mid-sized rodents can be scary.

mice, on the other hand, are cute.
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dk at 2005-03-25 21:20 (UTC) (Link)
yeah. that was what sucked about having a snake for a pet. i almost feel like i should get a bevy of mice next, to atone.
betternewthings at 2005-03-26 03:46 (UTC) (Link)
some form of daily religious ritual here would be even more amusing.
Little Etoile
littleetoile at 2005-03-25 07:25 (UTC) (Link)
BWAHAHAHA! That wouldn't have been *nearly* as funny without your Monty Python quote first. Set the scene for great images of chihuahuas flying through the air.

You know they're doing a Monty Python Broadway show now?

I totally want to go see it. It's supposed to be horrendous. : D
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dk at 2005-03-25 07:44 (UTC) (Link)
if it's Life Of Brian, i am there.
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dk at 2005-03-26 00:01 (UTC) (Link)
as an animal lover, i clearly should not be jumping into a conversation with a bunch of ppl who obviously aren't.

given the other posts in this thread, i don't think you should be painting with that brush.

& as a person, i think i have the right to go about my daily life without being harassed by other people's pets, whether they're 2 pounds or 200. people who aren't willing to train pets to behave civilly shouldn't own them, and that goes for both the chihuahua owner and your neighbor on foxwell.

as i mentioned earlier- *two* warning shots were fired- in my mind, any animal that ignores two 12-gauge shells being unloaded into the air, and continues to attack, has earned both a darwin award and a faceful of buckshot.
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dk at 2005-03-28 01:04 (UTC) (Link)
i couldn't agree more with this. but we've gone from talking about the dog to talking about the owner. executing an animal for its owners mistakes is fucked up to say the least. shoot the owner. :)

i know there's a smiley, so i really hope you're joking about advocating murder over getting rid of an annoying and potentially dangerous pest.

they are genetically less perceptive than others in the animal kingdom and their behavior should be predicted accordingly.

sorry, not buying it. ever heard a 12-ga shotgun discharge? record the loudest firecracker you've ever heard, and play it through a bass-heavy PA system. we're talking about a sound that can be heard MILES away with the right conditions. the only way you can "not percieve" two of those as "warning, you might want to leave this person alone now" would be to suffer both blind- and deafness.

the shooter is an idiot and will now have to do countless hours of community service because they couldn't learn how to deal with their anger issues or consider constructive solutions over a stupid little dog and its stupid little owner.

true, but she'll also have the satisfaction of emptying her garbage in peace. it's not really for either of us to say whether the price was worth the benefit for her.

what a waste of time.

as opposed to the life rap she'd get for shooting the owner, as you suggest? sorry S, i'm just not willing to follow you that far into ideology-land.
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