February 14th, 2003

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"...because hey, half-naked laughing boys wielding bloody goat skins- what's not to love?"

"Then came the sex lottery. Oh yes. Say it like you mean it. Pretty much only have to say the words, "sex lottery," and already you're like, damn, count me in, sure beats dinner and a movie. "

mark morford is fantastic, as always.

but goddamnit, now i need some gummy candy or something.