May 30th, 2001


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i wish i had the money to get my 16v fixed. the repairs for it are cheap, i just don't have the extra right now... it sucks seeing that great little car sit outside my work every day.

i get paid on friday... hopefully i'll be able to wring a little extra cash out of my boss. we're finally demoing to potential acquirers next week... fingers crossed.

tonight i'm heading over to lou's mom's house to sign the paperwork that will hopefully finish off all the drama w/ the golf. but the upside of all that being taken care of will be $16k less debt to my name.

so once that happens, and i manage to get my license back (somehow... maybe i'll bite the bullet and sell off some of the VR6 parts i've got), to subaru or not to subaru... maybe, in the interest of financial responsibility, just a used impreza RS instead of a WRX... i really want something all-wheel-drive, and it's been over a year since i bought a new(-to-me) car. i've got the itch again.

this will only be funny to dorks like me

five englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the italian border.

the italian customs agent stops them and says, "it's illegal to put five people in a Quattro."

"what do you mean it's illegal?" ask the englishmen. "Quattro means 'four'" replies the officer.

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile!" the englishmen retort with disbelief. "look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"you can't pull that one on me-" replies the italian customs agent. "Quattro means four. you have five people in your car and you are therefore in violation of italian road laws."

the englishman driving the car loses his temper and exclaims "you idiot! call your supervisor over, i want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

the agent looks over his shoulder behind him and says, "he can't. he's busy with two guys over there in a Fiat Uno."
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