that astro.com profile portrait. a bit too accurate. (i think. i remember another test telling me i was scorpio rising, but this says otherwise.) i've added notes in smalltext.
Sun in Leo, Moon in Cancer
You were born with the Sun in Leo and the Moon in Cancer. Inwardly you are a proud, commanding, powerful, self-assured, and strong-willed individual. You were born with all the potential to become a good leader and a creator, both in business and in private life. You can be relied upon and you are faithful and generous.
Pride is one of your psychological key words, and it may allow you to perform great feats in life. You are cheerful and fond of amusement and games. You have such tremendous vitality that you sometimes feel you could give some to others.
The position of the Sun in Leo occasionally makes you feel not appreciated, for the Leonian looks for his own sincere attitude in others. Your affection for others may appear patronizing, and you will unconsciously treat them as if they were your subjects. Externally you come under the rulership of the Moon in Cancer. The key words to your personality are emotionality and psychic instability. heh. You react more to emotion than to reason. heh. With people you like you will be extremely generous, sympathetic, and protective. In love you are very emotional, easily offended, and subject to both negative moods and to hope and enthusiasm.
Ascendant in Taurus, Venus in the Fifth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Taurus was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Venus is located in the fifth house.
Taurus is the second sign of the zodiacal belt and within its rulership there are determination, common sense, possessiveness, and a tendency to seek material wealth.
You appear as a solid, secure, even slow person, fond of moving along tangible lines, disliking abstract speculation.
You are loyal and steadfast in your affections. Your overall attitude is amiable, exhibiting much patience in dealings with other people. You are a sensuous person who likes to indulge in healthful but always pleasurable activities. In spite of this, however, you have a tremendous capacity for exercising both will-power and physical strength. A major difficulty you encounter in life is due to your inflexibility; once you have made up your mind, you are closed to all other suggestion or opinion.
Venus, the ruler of your life, was found located in the fifth house; the house of love, pleasure and children.
This is regarded by traditional astrology as one of the best positions of Venus. It directs you toward success and towards obtaining benefits through art and related areas.
Harmony in domestic matters is another feature of Venus here.
Moon in the Third House
The Moon, the satellite that rules over the more personal emotions and feelings of human beings, appears in the third house at the time of your birth. Your intellect is very sensitive to external events, always changing and adjusting to the situation.
Memory is strong and of a pictorial nature. The mind, however, is liable to become too subjective and shallow with an overemphasis on superficial learning and with little practical use or lacking in intellectual sensibility. little practical use? come on... i can fix your computer and at least diagnose your car... On the favorable side, there exists a vast reservoir of creativity which could be successfully applied to such pursuits as writing and poetry. Physically, the Moon will give you an intensely active life full of changes, mobility and fluctuations.
The demands of this position are simple: exert yourself in acquiring better control of your unstable and persistent imagination, (that has to be the best description of my ADHD symptoms i've ever heard) increasing, thereby, powers of concentration and you will find delightful improvements not only at a mental level, but also in the ability to communicate with others more realistically.
Sun in the Fourth House
The Sun, celestial king and generator of energy, appears in the fourth house at the time of your birth. This is an indication that parental name, family affairs and other domestic matters are of the utmost importance in your life.
Sun brings honor, pride, and fame to anything under its influence, and it is indicated that the problem of these influences here is that proper success for you cannot materialize until you are well past your mature years. define "mature years", please, i'm getting impatient. There appears to exist a very strong attachment to one of your parents.
You believe in being the "ruler" in your home, and the sense of privacy is extensively developed in your nature.
As life passes you will experience illuminating insights connecting your individuality with certain racial and family elements. Study them. You will then perhaps discover the nature of the spiritual mission which destiny requires of you. destiny? mission? this thing went Tolkien on me all of a sudden.
Venus in the Fifth House
Venus, the planet of love and harmony, was found in the fifth house at the time of your birth. At first glance this denotes rich, intense, and pleasant emotional events that will enhance your psychic nature. You are a person who could be regarded as fortunate in love and very successful. could be. Whereas Venus grants the basic capability to reach full enjoyment from love and emotional involvements, it also indicates a tendency to be somewhat inconsistent, volatile, and changeable in romance. Although you are capable of loving intensely and with devotion, the tendencies are to lose interest after a certain time. You would be in a better position if you could exert some control over your span of interest.
Saturn in the Fifth House
Saturn, the ruler of time, was found in the fifth house at the time of your birth. Circumstances may oblige you to appear humble and patient in connection with love affairs and as a response to obstacles that will come between you and the object of your love.
It is possible that unless you can exert good control of your temperament, the obstacles can create a response from you that is harsh and severe. You must view these matters in light of the spiritual cause and effect.
We advise you to be very careful in business speculations and not to become involved in operations that have a risky element.
You should make an effort to become involved with the various human experiences of love so that your communicative power is increased. You must be sincere with yourself. Secretly you nourish the desire to be involved in human situations, but you apparently have lost the ability to relate to other people. A little more openness and confidence in your loved ones could be a good course to follow.