Generation Y's Howard Beale (dk) wrote,
Generation Y's Howard Beale
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the 2nd hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron".

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". He looks at the frong and decides to prove it wrong, puts his club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches away from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow! That's amazing! You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog".

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?" he inquires. "Ribbit 3 Wood". The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Vegas". They head out to Las Vegas and the guy asks, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think i should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6".

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the hell... Boom! Tons of chips come sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and i am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

And that, your honor, is how i ended up in a hotel room with a naked fifteen year old girl!
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