listlessWhat's so unique about the ass, anyway? Seventy percent of all people have asses, and the rest have had their asses surgically removed, such as the people who write things like "Only 50 bucks at Ticketmaster" right below "peace, love, and family" on their flyers. Family? Who needs more family? If you're culling new aunts and uncles from the club or rave scene, expect to make room for a bunch of crazy, cracked-out motherfuckers.
too fucking right...
