the red-eyed jedi

someone please tell me who the fuck gave dirty vegas a record deal, so i can shoot them.

i mean really.

i can see being inspired by daft punk, but fuck; if you're gonna bite from an artist, at least bite from their *good* stuff.

i've heard demo keys on casio keyboards spit out tunes more complex than their current "hot single".

how did production go on that track anyway?
"bassline... check."
"hi-hat on 2/4 beat... check."
"vocals... wait, did you vocode them? yes? good."
"right, we're done!"

horseshit.