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Posted on 2002.06.18 at 00:50
alceria: I don't know why they can't make easy bake pregnancies. Like you go in, they take a bunch of eggs so you only have to do it once, and they take the sperm and inseminate them and shove them in an incubator and you come back in 9 months and pick up the baby
alceria: or better yet, they keep it for the first five years, potty train it, teach it to read, and get it up to speed so you can send it to swiss boarding school until it's 18.

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invisible imaginaries
miss_geek at 2002-06-18 01:39 (UTC) (Link)
i would tell alceria to buy a puppy and have it be a show dog....
Generation Y's Howard Beale
dk at 2002-06-18 02:37 (UTC) (Link)
i think she was joking =)
Lynn
alceria at 2002-06-18 06:38 (UTC) (Link)
Actually, my parents are buying a puppy this week, and it could very well be a show dog. It comes from a long line of champion winning dogs. I don't know if that necessarily makes it work the thousand dollars my mother is paying for it, but whatever.

And no, she isn't even going to show it.

Ohmigod I need to go back to bed.
Alan
screwsleep at 2002-06-18 18:44 (UTC) (Link)
You need to get laid.
One girl
branded93 at 2002-06-18 07:35 (UTC) (Link)
dude!!!! sign me up for one easy bake child please.
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