you fucking pigs are useless. you hear me? don't tell me "downtown san jose's better now"- more people worry about shit from cops than catching a stray bullet from a gang member around here. this entire city might as well be under martial law the way you assholes abuse your power. i'm still waiting to experience an example of one of you fucks doing your job *properly*.
suck my nice fat wang, each of you.
form an orderly line and get on your knees to facilitate while you're at it.
i'm a busy man.