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in which I DEMAND VIDEO

Posted on 2008.03.28 at 12:42
Mood: amusedamused
Music: tomoyasu hotei - battle without honor or humanity
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Comments:


AntiTuX
antitux at 2008-03-31 18:21 (UTC) (Link)
Words cannot describe that level of awesome.
Colonel Angus
scosol at 2008-04-02 13:56 (UTC) (Link)
+1
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